Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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