So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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