TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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