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My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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