are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
time to smoke my breakfast
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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