In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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