Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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