I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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