And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
bring money and cleavage
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I would ride that face into the sunset
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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