Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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