help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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