I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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