I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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