And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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