i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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