Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Randomize
