Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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