there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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