So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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