The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
no. you can't hotbox the world.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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