It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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