no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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