Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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