You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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