You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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