I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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