I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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