you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
her vagine was all disorganized.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize