Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
