I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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