Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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