GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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