I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
