this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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