she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
