Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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