I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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