Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Cover your peen. We're going out.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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