and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
