I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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