Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
vagina is talking i cant
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
We're not piercing ourselves today.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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