it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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