I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
How does one acquire holy water?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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