You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I think I am morally bankrupt
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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