It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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