pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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