Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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