Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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