I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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