windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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