No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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