When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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