Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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