Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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